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That's Arrogant Absurd
When I say I am a messenger Does your skin crawl That’s arrogant absurd? How about another turn of thought? There’s nobody that’s not. In truth you see Everyone living in the land of the sea Is used as a messenger frequently Setting people free Or bringing down misery Good or evil is the choice You pick the voice Accept the assignment Witness realignment Universe cracks open refinement Truth spills to the floor in a flow Another opportunity to know Hello? Hello? Another opportunity unfolds Hear the truth that’s told Listen and be bold Some beliefs may not hold You will survive the reaction Won’t lose all your traction This message has been sent To help stop the descent Into a life of separation You are a great God’s creation Opportunity knocks to end your life’s friction You’re free to respond with rejection Not do any introspection Feels a lot like evil interjection If you feel there’s no question Be open for a minute to consider this This might mean that you’ve just been kissed Consider it all for a moment of time That’s the only point of a messenger rhyme You decide the decision before you Whether it’s evil or truth, happy or blue Accept or reject The decision is up to you No messenger controls what you do Opportunity knocks A beautiful truth or evil brew? What kind of messenger are you? Ode To Art DudeHalloween weekend was totally fucked Totally tore me up Made me crazy made me nuts Drove over me like a semi truck Thought I found my life long bud Now I know it was a temporary buzz Who I was was not enough Or who I was was just too much Domination is out of touch Turned too tough I’ve had enough Fun ride ended Life’s path stands bended Wish it would have stayed suspended Happiness ended the stupendous Domination doesn’t breed interdependence Turns light to dark Personality lacking independence Light to dark The end of an instance Three months of time Committing the crime Of having a good time Living a happy rhyme Forced exit of the sublime Cant be with you without a trance I can only do that when I dance Acceptance is the only hand That plays in the sand Cant accept the domination dance Halloween weekend was totally fucked Totally tore me up Made me crazy made me nuts Drove over me like a semi truck DOOM and GLOOM
Fear Fear Fear it all End is coming You’re gonna fall Survivalists on the news Aztecs carved it in true News of life’s gonna end Coming through End of what? Same old tune Anonymous rune Cataclysmic doom Great Depression Grapes of Wrath We wont be able to take A bath? City jobs won’t last? Gotta pay in gold or cash? Cell phones all crash? Y2K and little green men This is just a new spin On an old ancient Gin To keep them reeled in While they rob the money bins Makes me cringe STOP THINKING IN THE NEGATIVE!!
Thinking in the negative Drowning in fear Choked with despair Makes everything harder to bear Maybe you’re programmed to go there Twisted in just the right way Hard to grasp the feel of happiness With all that negative air in the way A compelling violin? What happened to you was really intense? A big fat ugly sin? We all have violins to play When you play yours loud Think that maybe just maybe Someone’s had it harder in your crowd They just don’t say it all out loud If you knew you’d probably feel like a clown For wearing that silly frown If you notice anyone else around After you are through bringing everyone down Life dealt you a terrible hand? Took you to this negative stance? Put you in a perpetual negative trance? Lost happiness on one day? That you let stand in your way? Gave it power to the millionth degree? Stayed enslaved in an otherwise brief misery? Keep it continuing for a century? Maybe you just forgot how to dance Forgot about life as romance Fell off life’s stupendously fun path Need to realize a new beginning Keep the positive thinking spinning Negative thinking isn’t winning Drread Ted
There was a dude named Ted He couldn’t get to bed Too many thoughts filled his head Turned the TV on instead.
News flashed before his face Everyone guilty of disgrace Crimes against the human race Teds head filled More thoughts Faster pace
Ted’s head began to swell Thoughts of murder began to build Became convinced he had to kill Human blood he had to spill
Later on Ted called his mom Told her to turn the TV on There was Ted tazer pronged Blood soaked from murderous wrongs Ted’s mom wondered What went wrong. JUnKiFIED nEwS
2003 It happened in 2003 Examples of repeats of history Passing through global seas 9800 in 2003 Don’t you see We fell in the sea In 2003 We fell to our knees In 2003 When the Dow dropped 9800 in 2003 Don’t you see We need more money as seed Never enough you see Now give it to us for free Or this paper house falls to its knees Remember where you were in 2003 Is this news guy talking to me? Wants me to react emotionally? Wants me to send a bottle out to sea? Agree to pay up happily? Save us all and keep us free?! So we don’t repeat 2003? No tragedies in 2003 In our economy Not within my life’s memory It’s pretty good you see I was alive in 2003 Living in the people sea Why is he playing with me? Creative drives to manipulate me? What I see? Corporate monopoly? Government conspiracy? Just the force of affordability? Squeeze us back to profit reality?
But this guy’s playing with me? It’s more than him you see Others had to agree Send it out to the internet sea That’s the corporate way you see Pure corporate reality Panic driven easily Panic all and let’s just see We can change reality Just part of avoiding banality? Could that be the reality? This story twined with humanity? Dish it right return to sanity? Dish it right protect humanity? Here’s a new one news guy Dish it true and right Respect us other guys We like it right to decide Want to take that ride Not your twisted slide Have some revolutionary pride CybEr VaCAtiON
Roam around this place Time to escape Time for some space Time for visiting outer space Outside the wall of the usual place Don’t have to have grace Can go at a slow pace Wander around all over the place Eyes and mind working the space Trained to identify the trace Of other minds of the human race Roaming around in outer space Taking an escape Taking some space Visiting outer space Outside the walls of the usual place Don’t have to have grace Can go at a slow pace Wander around all over the place Eye and mind working the space Trained to identify the trace Of other minds of the human race Roaming around outer space. DEVIL WINS
How incredible How stupendous Devil wins That’s just tremendous Not one hand should it be Not one time a reality But there it is In front of me Everyone can see Everyone can agree Time to beat back again Devil just can’t win Or should I quit And forget about this sin Get back to happy life again Let someone else take care of it Others see this fucked up shit Why don’t they do something about it Why does it have to be me? Makes my life a misery For A While Beat the devil down for good People stop being hurt This devil plucked from the herd Better world neighborhood Fuck it Gotta carry on Picked to right this wrong Part of my life long song How incredible How stupendous The devil wins That’s just tremendous Hey Anomaly!! Yah YOU!
Here there is an anomaly over there Hey look another one is on the stairs Holy shit anomalies are everywhere Think anyone is the same as you That’s just bull and DNA proves its true What you see in everyone you meet From their personality to their feet That’s a difference that’s pretty fucking neat You try making a billion plus different dudes Everyone with a different look and attitude Nothing is the same in any single billions of you That’s God’s spectacular amazing earthly brew Doesn’t matter what God you bow to You believe that God made us all don’t you? Ok there are some similarities in some Adapting to their place under the sun But run that DNA and it really gets fun Absolutely no one is exactly the same as anyone We are really just a bag of different ones Living in different places adapted under the sun Challenged to look at us all as one No problem you are different then everyone Humanity is the singular equal sum When you meet your next anomaly on the street See their difference as amazingly stupendously sweet Respect that spectacularly enormously complicated feat Soon as everyone does that life will be pretty fucking neat Defend The cOnSTiTutIOn
Take an oath Defend the constitution Have you? Would you? What do you do? When you know foul’s at play Constitution being eroded away Wisdom of patriots ignored Children filled with arrogance Of the improved upon way?
Or power breeds corruption Constitution is in the way?
Take an oath Defend the constitution Have you? Would you? What do you do?
Election time is Opportunity for correction? Is that the direction? That’s the words of politicians Power breeds corruption with perfection
Organize a grass roots effort? Take the issue to the street? Don’t have time for that Gotta work to eat
Citizen of Rome My allegiance to the survival throne
Take an oath Defend the constitution Have you? Would you? What do you do?
You know it’s not the right play Things just aren’t happening the right way Constitution needs strict adherence every day History proves the truth in a magnificent way
Wait for someone else to organize the play? Need zillions before saving the day?
Take an oath Defend the constitution Have you? Would you? What do you do? You Dont Know Who You've Met
You don’t know who you’ve met You don’t know who you’ve met You don’t realize yet Makin your bets Might make me your pet Might teach me to fetch Might tell me when to sit Turn me into your bitch But you don’t know who you’ve met I can’t learn to fetch In fact you are making me wretch
Sometimes I just like to play This happens to be one of those days Few hours spent testing your way Few hours spent out
Getting away Adventurous soul is my sway Love a life filled with many to play Stellar cool and you get to enjoy more days Of spending time with me getting away
You don’t know who you’ve met You don’t know who you’ve met Think now’s the time to let you in on it Cause you’re really such a piece of shit That you’re starting to make me twitch Time to throw you into the loser ditch Time to put an end to it
Words I’ll use To give you the news Going to make you twitch Make you wanna fetch Make you wanna be my pet It’ll be hard for you to get over it You don’t know who you’ve met You don’t know who you’ve met Oh Wow Is It Really True?
Oh wow is it real is it true McCain the Christian might pick a Jew? For his presidential ticket stew? Obama on the other “side”? Muslim as his religious pride? Never thought I’d see that battle inside Lines of ancient civilizations pride Piercing through traditional American divides Hooked
My Boss Is A Demon
Here is a tale that’s true About a boss that’s an evil shrew Does evil things then works To pin it on someone innocent and true What kind of shit is that you say? How could this be this boss’s way? I tell you its true to my dieing day Seen it so many times as plain as day This is the way that evil shrew plays
How can I work for such a beast? Why not run away with running feet? First it took time to learn his game Witness events that carry his name Put together the game that he rains All over us who are just there to be paid Work the day through and get through with the day But he wants to play dirty games Now I know it will never be the same Days went here from sunny to rain Seeing this beast’s game So how can I work for such a beast? Why not run away with running feet? I gotta eat Who's Your Toad?
Fear the toad Run into the briar patch His mind has completely cracked Against you the odds are stacked
Stay out of his way Might survive this game Let him be completely lame Keep his lips from speaking your name
The cracked period hopefully will pass Before we all feel too kicked in the ass Or we don’t feel up to the task Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass
Fear the toad Run into the briar patch His mind has completely cracked Against you the odds are stacked Try To Get Up There
There once was a dude named Urg Who just loved to splurge At levels that were quite absurd Made him into a ridiculous turd Once Urg turned into a ridiculous turd He got so poor it was absurd He never got to splurge That really bothered Urg In fact it bothered Urg so much He ate his girlfriend for lunch Packed what he didn’t eat in the trunk Then headed out west on a hunch Passed by a leprechaun on the way Who was having a bad day Wandered onto the highway Urgs car swayed But hit him anyway His girlfriend’s parts fell onto the road Smelled worse than a decomposed toad The leprechaun’s body just started to erode Urg didn’t think the criminal charges would hold Until prison became Urg’s new abode Prison was more than he could bear So he ended his life in there Walked up some cloud like pearly stairs Until he came upon some women with flowing hair He couldn’t help but stare Even through the glare Suddenly Urg was blinded by the glare Tripped over the flowing hair Fell down all those pearly stairs Thought he smelled a little Nair When he reached the bottom Things had turned from good to rotten Nothing here looked like cotton Then he saw the leprechaun He always thought they were the devil’s spawn He was looking at Urg like he was turned on The leprechaun spoke with fury Told Urg not to get up in a hurry He spit causing a little fire flurry Smelled a bit like Indian curry You son of a bitch the leprechaun spat If you hadn’t acted like a rat I’d still be up there playing with cats Sewing cool little hats Living is where its at A sudden wind came in a gush Picked Urg right up Threw him into firey brush Like he was trash to clean up The leprechaun scampered off Leaving a smell a little like Smirnoff On the way up to the women with the flowing hair That were always at the top of the stairs Existing like an endless dare Of try to get up there BLOGORAMA FULL OF DRAMA
Blogorama blogorama Sometimes its full of drama Sometimes it’s about a pet llama Sometimes it’s about a dude in naughty pajamas
Voice of the herd is heard Life of the herd is learned Step right in and take your turn You won’t get burned Monday Meeting UGH UGH UGH
Monday ugh ugh ugh Only one day And I feel I’ve had enough Why is it so tough To get through Monday After 2 days off? Must have been that meeting Of blah blah blah Some people just don’t know when To shut the fuck up That speech We’ve heard it a zillion times Only the newbies in Aren’t losing their mind The rest of us We sit there quiet Knowing it’s just a matter Of getting through it Don’t quit Don’t spit Just get Through It Finally over We all made it through Did you see the look on that woman Who’s new? Barforama
Wow where am I Where did I land This strange place off the strand In this place where they don’t dance Everyone in a hard liquor trance Like a patrol One by one they stroll Hunting is the way they roll Hunting for the perfect girl Who will change their world Make them twirl Then later hurl What a world Which Is BETTER?!
A Blogger's Message to All Polticians EverywhereInternet politicians Single army of one Put them all together An army of a ton Interesting proposition What would happen with such a thought collision Have the politicians leanred Thoughts of bloggers should be heard We are the people out here in the herd And when a zillion agree on the same piece of turd You know what you need to do Follow our lead unless of course the thought makes you heave Who knows maybe we are all just a pack of thieves Cant trust the country to the likes of these? Does that happen simply if you disagree? Or is it a matter of the change of degrees Seems to me things are changing constantly So when we all agree Don’t act completely egotistically supreme So that you crash the people’s dreams Our vision of what is our scene How we want the country to gleam Isn’t always that obscene Even if it makes you squeam You do not reign supreme We the people is the dream We’re supposed to be a team And when we all agree In great majority It should sound like singing No you aren’t dreaming That’s all of us gleaming Follow us and stop screaming Which Is BETTER?!
Hey Dude It's Time To Go
Damn dude I didn’t want to fire you But what else could I do? Talent and skill is the name of the game You lack it so much it’s fucking insane How did they even license you to play this game What a shame what a shame But here where we care about how things get served We need those that can play this game and aren’t retards There is a lot of money at stake Justice rolling off what we create So much importance your departure is a must And quite frankly you are no one we can trust Words of disloyalty are heard Suggesting the rest of us act like turds Violate the one for all and all for one That’s the way we all get undone So forward ho we go without you Respecting the need to be true blue In everything we do Give it what it needs to see justice through Give it what we need to get us all through And for sure it doesn’t include the likes of you So sayonara dude Hope you don’t run out of food Take care and don’t brood Learn a lesson and get true blue That’s what you gotta do A Day
Thinking it all away Thinking it through the day Management issues run the sway Friends part of the thoughtful play Lovers enter the thinking array
Thoughts run through all day | 
